Why Won’t my Garden do What I Say?
Tips for Garden Frustration
by Sandy Swegel
That’s the kind of questions I’m hearing these days. Why won’t my plant bloom? Why aren’t my tomatoes red? Why does my garden look so bad? Why is my tree dying? Let’s tackle a few of these questions so you can figure out why it seems your garden is disobedient?
Why won’t my pineapple sage bloom? It’s so beautiful in the magazines. Salvia elegans or pineapple sage smells deliciously of pineapple and hummingbirds flock to it. Alas, what I discovered after a season of coaxing and fertilizing is that it will never look so beautiful in Colorado as it does in the Sunset magazine pictures of California. It’s one of those plants that bloom according to day length and short days to stimulate blooming. So no matter what we do, it simply is not going to put out blooms till late August. Since our first frost can be in September, this is a very unsatisfying plant to grow in a northern area with long summer days.
The second part of this question is “Why did all the other fancy hybrid flowers I bought in Spring quit blooming?” Some may be day length sensitive like the pineapple sage. Most have issues with our hot dry summer heat. If you keep deadheading as soon as the weather starts to cool, the blooms will restart. And there’s no changing Nature’s mind with more fertilizer or water.
“Why won’t my watermelon plants get big?” a friend asked over afternoon tea. The answer to most questions is to put my finger in the soil. It was dry, dry, dry. There was one drip tube on the plant but that’s not nearly enough for a watermelon which needs lots of water. I looked up. The garden was right next to a big spruce tree. The tree was on the north side so the plant had lots of sun, but the sneaky tree roots ran all through the garden sucking up irrigation water. If you’re going to grow a plant with a name like “water” melon…you have to put a lot of water in the system.
The second most-asked question is “Why do I have so many weeds?” The answer is, alas, because you didn’t spend enough time in July keeping after them. Who wants to weed in the heat of summer? And summer weeds grow really fast and tall. You can’t even blink.
The most-asked question, of course, is “Why won’t my tomatoes turn red?” This year everybody has lots of green tomatoes but not nearly enough red tomatoes. The truthful answer is “D***d if I know. I wish mine would turn red.” A Google search shows thousands of people ask this question. People who answer have all kinds of pet theories about leaves and fertilizer and pruning the plant etc. I’m just learning to wait and making a note to grow more early tomatoes next year.
Nature just doesn’t work the way we want sometimes.
Photo Credit: http://eugenebirds.blogspot.com/2010_11_01_archive.html
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